People always say, "Oh babies are such a mystery!" Here are some things you should know should you decide to get a baby:
1. Babies have no neck spines until they are 3 years old. They are filled with honey, one kidney, half and half, and a tiny heart. The heart doubles as the stomach for the first 4 months, fact.
2. Babies have fly vision, as well. This is because their brains are kaleidoscopes. After they open presents on their 5th birthday, their brain transforms into an adult brain.
3. Buy your baby a pet snake. See earlier post, but to recap, babies and snakes are best friends, especially rattle snakes.
4. Babies enjoy sausage sandwiches and no one ever gives it to them. This is why they cry so much.
5. Babies need alone time, just as much as adults. You and your baby will both be happier if you have time apart.
I really hope this helps! Best of luck in acquiring a baby baby.
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