Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Facts about Writing a Song

Facts about Music Writing.  Follow these instructions and you can write hits just like your favorite hit makers!

Play 3-4 different notes four times each two times.  Then, introduce a new note, usually higher or lower.  Play this new part two times then go back to the original 3-4 notes, twice.  Next, go back to that same new note, then play the original part once, add some hand claps, fade out. Hit.  Advance musicology has not progressed enough to distinguish notes from one another, so it's best to designate names for the notes so you don't get confused. 

We'll call the first note "Yellow."
Yellow Yellow Yellow Yellow

The second note we'll call "Potatoes."
Potato Potato Potato Potato

The third note will be "Our Lady of Perpetual Hope."
Our Lady of Perpetual Hope Our Lady of Perpetual Hope Our Lady of Perpetual Hope Our Lady of Perpetual Hope

Play Yellow again
Yellow Yellow Yellow Yellow

REPEAT THE WHOLE THING

**INTRODUCTION OF NEW HIGHER OR LOWER NOTE ALERT!**
NEW SPECIAL NOTE will be called "Heather."
Never  play your instrument when you are conscious.  And never
put the instrument in the upright position.  It puts stress on the neck
and the circle parts that are also silver.  It is important not to sneak
up on your instrument.  
Let it know you are approaching by shouting, "Look Out Behind You!" 

Heather Heather Heather Heather
Yellow Yellow
Potato Potato
Our Lady of Perpetual Hope Our Lady of Perpetual Hope
Yellow Yellow
Potato Potato
Our Lady of Perpetual Hope Our Lady of Perpetual Hope
Heather Heather Yellow Yellow Heather Heather Yellow Yellow Heather Heather
*Hand Clap Hand Clap quick, Hand Clap Hand Clap slow*
Yellow Yellow
Potato Potato
Our Lady of Perpetual Hope Ourladyofperpetualho......

This is top secret industry science.  I hope this helps.  I've been helping hit makers for years now.